YOU HAVE TO BE ODD TO BE NUMBER ONE.

 
 

Michelle Barnes. Michelle Barnes.....

Who is this Michelle Barnes everyone is talking about?

Lets find out, shall we?

 
 

From Pittsburgh, PA, home of so many American heroes such as: Andy Warhol, Michael Keaton, Sharon Stone, Joe Manganiello, Joe Namath, Mr. Rogers, Arnold Palmer (you’re welcome), Christina Aguilera (sorry..),  and of course….. Jeff Goldblum.

 
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My friends call me Handyman Michelle, because well, I'm pretty damn handy. 

 
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If it's spicy, I'm going to eat it. 

 
 
 

I have not taken a dance lesson in my life, but that has never stopped me from showing my moves on the dance floor.

 

Regardless of all of these pointless fun facts about me, you should hire be because......